reasons to stay indoors intro (A G F#m D) X 2 A G F#m D You'll get accepted into yale But they'll excuse you when you fail A G F#m D You'll get a scholarship to brown But that color brings you down A G F#m D You'll go to colgate for a year In the fresh air up there A G F#m D E Bm You'll grow a habit hard to please From a semester overseas A D E Bm You're really not quite well You know that A D And everyone can tell You know the A D C#m D reasons to stay indoors You don't need anymore A D C#m you remind me of the man I once was D A D D A D And some say I still am A G You'll land a job right........continue the same beautiful song of a great musician.